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Dumb Fruits
Geek and non geek jokes, funny pictures and videos... Have fun, smile and enjoy !
Are you wondering if all beggars in the metro / subway are always in real need for help ?Well... maybe some of them really need your help, but when you see a beggar with an iPhone, then you can ask yourself if you shouldn't call the police...This is what ...
A professor in Casablanca (Moroco) was voideo recorded on mobile camera while masturbating in classroom.This is the video of this professor where he seems indeed masturbating behind his desk while in front of his students :It was said by the student girl ...
Sometimes it is very dangerous to be a pedestian and walking in the street you could face death from a very close point of view ! In the following videos you will see impressive vehicle accidents that nearly smash quiet pedestrians ! As a toreador : A...
If you are a sexy geek girlfriend and would like to offer a nice suprise to your lovely geek, then it could be a good idea to wear this kind of Gameboy Swimsuit... But a sexy bikini would probably make him happy as well ;-)
When you are a young blond russian girl spending the day at the swimming pool with some friends, it would be better not to drink too much...It seems that russian outdoor swimming pool are playing some techno music, making some drunk girls to dance like cr...
With the nuclear accident in Fukushima, is it possible that some UFOs may have visited the Fukushima area ?Many videos on the Internet were spread regarding Fukushima. Some of these videos contain strange things such as unidentified flying objects !Look f...
This is the type of robot dance that you can't miss !This guy is damned good and spectacular :Sometimes he really looks like he's a robot, sometimes we are wondering if he's not floating into the air...
If your girlfriend tells you that you are fat and need to lose weight and enhance abs, then you should watch carefully this ad :With the Ab Hancer device, you are going to :dramatically enhances your abslose weightfit into your prefered clothesSo, are you...
If you are pissed off by your neighbor and want to outdoor fuck her/him in front of everyone, there is the a winter solution :Make a huge snow dick at the back of her/his car... Everyone within the neighborhood will be amazed and your "fucking neighbor" w...
Not enough sex ? You need sex right now but you can't afford an expensive slut ?Well, there is the famous "sex self service" or "do it yourself" solution... but some guys found another cheap original solution to make sex business affordable to anyone :
Maybe you don't know, but drunk people are yoga experts !They can teach you yoga postures step by step simply by drinking huge quantities of alcool !Yoga is a traditional physical and mental discipline that originated in India. It's the art of meditative ...
Have you already heard about Baby Gaga ?A store placed an advertisement in mid-February on an internet forum dedicated to mothers, explaining that they want to launch a new "ice-cream flavor" made with breast milk,and therefore need healthy mothers who wa...
A bank roberry in China where the crazy thief is armed with a hammer !The action is so slow that it is hard to believe this takes place in a real bank :
It's hard to believe, but riding in an amusement parc can bring a woman to orgasm !Well, this is what this videos seems to show : Even the boyfriend of this sexy girl find it hard to believe at first... but finally he find it funny to see his girlfrie...
If you eat too much genetically modified food, then you may probably get strange genetic modifications of your body :Thus from a sexy girl, you could get this damn ugly thing... So beware eating too much Genetically modified food !
What is it like to be a girl in a church for sexy confession ?Don't pray with your pants down girl, it could give nasty ideas to the priest
When a lazy cat is not even capable of fighting for his own food, a bird as a seagull can easily steal his diner !Even if your cat is fat and lazy, you won't probably appreciate to feed birds at your own expanses !In that cas, close the door of the room w...
How many travelers can you pack in a single train ?
The swimmer in the following video is absolutely unbelievable : he win the competition with a huge amount of time in advance compared to other swimmers !His secret ? He's a true human dolphin : swimming the whole competition under-water !
During summer holidays, if you are looking for a cute girl on the beach, but especially a real geek girl, then focus more on what they are reading rather than on their ass or boobs !Well, in some cases you could have a nice surprise if she's hiding behind...
If you think Microsoft Kinect is made for young people only, then you will be surprised to see how eldery can play with this new gestual interface !This video of a grandpa playing kinect as a real fighter was taken from the Paris Games Week (don't fool wi...
If you don't know when to remove your underwear (and obviously change it), then you will appreciate this little tip !As you can see, this is very easy to know when to remove and change your underwear... just look for bees around your asshole !
Manneken Pis peeing on tourists in Brussels ?
If you ever had issues with post services to get your online orders delivered, then you will be happy to see the unofficial "delivery tutorial" ;-)
If you play Vuvuzela to play the fool with the dog, you could face a little accident on the carpet :
2011 is coming and as for every new year, the famous lingerie brand Audade is offering a sexy calendar !You can enjoy this new 2011 Aubade Calendar in video :
A gear is a rotating machine part having cut teeth, or cogs, which mesh with another toothed part in order to transmit torque. Two or more gears working in tandem are called a transmission and can produce a mechanical advantage through a gear ratio and th...
Wind Turbines are a wonderfull innovation to produce clean and sustainable energy !.But the technology is not totally safe, since a wind turbine can be accelerated so fast by the wind that it can explode !Below are 4 videos of Wind Turbine accidents :Some...
A family launched a camera attached to a weather balloon that rose into theupper stratosphere and recorded the blackness of space.Impressive !
Strange view from above a fake swimming pool !This is actually an empty room covered with glass and water giving the impression to be a real swimming pool !Don't try to jump into water... ;-)
Contact juggling is a form of object manipulation that focuses on the movement of objects such as balls in contact with the body.Although often used with "toss" juggling, it typically involves the rolling of one or more balls on the hands and arms to cr...
Nature can be very hot & sexy... especially with the help of man's hand !Well...I'm pretty sure if you ask a child he will not find anything special in that garden... so it must be adults' mind that is perverted ;-)
If you are an old school geek like me, you will probably enjoy this presentation of the Chile Minors Rescue in the news this week...This is the Mario Style Chile Minors Rescue ;-)
by Hrustevich
4 young talented street dancers in Oakland...Dancers are No Noize (red jacket), Man (black jacket), BJ (striped shirt), Dreal (white shirt).Directed and edited by Yoram Savionhttp://www.YAKfilms.com
Now you know why Belgium is about to explode into multiple parts...because of the political structure that makes everything so complicated.
Michael Jackson's Moonwalk is nothing compared to what this drunk guy can achieve in the streets !Grace and dexterity in every movement...Maybe soon it will be famous and known as the "Drunk Dance" ;-)
Have you ever seen a cat meditating ?Cats are very cute while sleeping, but a cat meditation looks rather strange than cute actually...Let this poor kittie alone ! ;-)
This drunk guy will have the worst surprise ever in his life when he will sit on an airbag system !Don't drink and sit on an airbag !
This is probably the worst flight ever !If you ever complained about the quality of service of an airline company or maybe because of your travelling neighbours, then you will probably think twice after this one :Definitely the worst flight ever !
Look carefully at this old car picture...Don't you think there is something strange on this car ?Look again...Very nice optical illusion !
And this one is not even blonde !
What is kite tubing ?Tubing (also known as inner tubing or even toobing) is a recreational activity of riding an inner tube, either on water, snow, or through the air. The tubes, themselves, are also known as "donuts" or "biscuits" due to their shape.
Did you ever dream of having the power of copy and paste in real life and not anymore on computer only ?Well, maybe this is not just a dream and you could soon be able to copy and paste in real life :via Memories and thoughts
You are desperately looking for a place to park your car downtown, but there is only this tiny little space between 2 badly parked cars ?Well... maybe you should use some French tips to park your damned car...
Did you ever notice all ducks are wearing a dog mask ?Look carefully at their yellow beak ;-)Yes, indeed duck beack looks like a dog mask !
It's very impressive to see a tornado in Fire !This was shown on television... a real tornado fire in Brazil !
Don't walk on the sidewalk, it is way too dangerous guy !You can not imagine the damned crazy car accident that can happen on the pavement...
